Chaos is the only thing fair in the world.
I’m an agent of chaos.
All I did was prove what He did
That madness is like gravity… all it needs is a little push
Well I was pushed! And pulled!
And people think I’m the villain.
The Joker is real
I am real.
And people need to learn that The Batman won’t be there to save them!
The Joker can save them.
Together He and I can save them all!
He couldn't do it alone
He called on my help
My GOD chose Me.
When you devote your life to someone, you don’t have anything else.
You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.
College graduate school dropout, what do I have?
I have movie marathons to watch my idol
Watch Him laugh and grin and perform His magic tricks
No, not tricks.
The Joker performs miracles that make people recoil as He is a glimpse into the unknown.
I have the way He makes us look onto him as we would a God in His own right.
I have... Faith.
Why so serious?
I'm serious because his hair is green
Green like the toxins of money that colour the eyes and colour the lies of the world's views of me
His face is permanently carved into a smile
He's so proud of me.
Proud that I have done His work
I'd better keep doing it if I want to keep Him smiling!
Don't want to upset Him.
Don't want my head to be the same beautiful shade of purple as His suit.
Eyes looking so dead to you,
Nudging me when the Judge walks in
I won’t stand up even when told.
I’m not high on drugs. I’m high off the thrill! The fun!
Planning something out for months
To have it go perfectly as planned...
Nobody else was going to say it
You can't rely on anybody these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don't we?
Somebody had to let them know!
They couldn’t just go on believing in what isn’t real
There will never be a Batman!
But there will always be a Joker!
There will always be me!
I just saved them, brought them into the light
All I did was prove a point… Why so serious?
I just showed them a new magic trick.
I made seventy people disappear!
Just because I opened your eyes to a world
You wanted to leave behind.
I am not the evil one.
Just the smart one, the realistic one.
….The funny one, the chaotic one.
All I can do is say you’re welcome.
For bringing you away from the Dark Knight
It’s the day that the red dawn rises.
And I couldn’t have done this without you…
You... you... complete me.